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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 10:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is Pampano safe to eat?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Google Play Store replaces ‘1-tap buy’ with ‘Slide to buy’ - 9to5Google

Still no good.

share office space ...

Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Why are men ridiculously delusional in the women they want/approach? I'm not a troll. This is a real question. Why does a fat, pot bellied, unkempt, balding, stupid (ergo poor) man, tell a woman above his league that she isn't hot enough for him?

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Why do Republicans only believe in two genders? How do they explain Caitlin Jenner and George Santos?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Why would you think you're fit to be a model?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Why do humans sweat while stressed?

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Solid Rock Caught Flowing 1,700 Miles Beneath Surface in Experimental First - ScienceAlert

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How is it, in the USA, a country with 334 million people, the choice of President comes down to two aged men, one of whom is a liar as well as a criminal, one who appears to be on his way to dementia. Surely a democratic country can put up better?

Next, they tried...

No way

Nuts and Butts

Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?